Friday, May 2, 2008

Man I'm hungover

I did it big last night.

I did it really big last night.

I just woke up from sleeping in my bed for three hours, it’s noon here. So, the other couple of hours was slept in my car, in a church parking lot.

I went out with my girlfriend Amber last night, she is the greatest. I headed to her house around 9:30 to drink. I ate Ravioli, drank well Vodka with sweet & sour, danced in reindeer antlers and played with oven mitts!

I was shitty before I even left her house. We headed down to Bar of Knoxville.

Amber is a great friend, she supports my slutty ways and doesn’t ever judge me!

I got a few drinks, from different people. I got on top of the bar with Amber and another, which I didn’t know, and danced! When a guy would ask to see my tits, I would behave like a good whore and I would show them. So, everyone in the bar seen my tits, including the owner…they LOVED em!

We had to run out to the car, we were putting our coats and phones in the car.

I probably should have pissed in the club, like “normal” girls… but I had to go right then. So, I used my Sonic(a local fast food joint) cup, and I filled it up!

My first instinct when getting sloppy, is to call Mr. Billy Watson…

I was chatting with him, when I opened the door and realized there was a nice black man sitting in the car next to me. He had his window down and looked to be waiting for someone!

I said to Billy, “there’s a black guy in this car”.

Before I even got it all out he said, “SUCK HIM!”

So, I did.

I asked the man if I could suck his black cock, and I asked Amber to take pictures. I handed my phone, with Billy on it, to this black man, and I sucked!

You can see my pink car in the background!

I didn’t suck him off, but I did suck him for a good while. I think every UT student seen me sucking it… I am okay with that~!

I had to drive home, and shouldn’t have. I made it to Amber’s house to drop her off and then made it about two miles on my own. I pulled over into a church parking lot, where I vomited up all my green drinks!

I took a nap.

I guess I didn’t completely remove the keys from the egnition…I woke up at about 7:30 and my car was dead!

I had to call “Superman” to come jump me off! It was great!

I think I may go brush my teeth.

I am headed to LA today, plane leaves at 5:51pm my time! I will be in LA by 11p their time!

This weekend is going to be full of black cock sucking and fucking!